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Two Anaheim Ducks have the mumps, and a couple Minnesota Wild may, too. Ducks winger Corey Perry has been cleared to work out after mi sing four games. Defenseman Francois Beauchemin hopes for the same soon. As for Minnesota, defensemen Jonas Brodin and Marco Scandella are both out with "glandular swelling" that coach Mike Yeo thinks . CLASSIC CASE OF THE ANAHEIM MUMPS. Mumps is a pretty simple viral infection that causes flu-like symptoms and the aforementioned swelling of the glands. It also seems like something that maybe people shouldn't get Jordan Leopold Jersey in 2014. Nothing that a flagon of ale and a goodblood-letting can't fix, though. Here is a partial list of ailments from which these poor, poor Ducks and Wild do not suffer. One of these is fictional. Scurvy Ricketts Croup Biliousne s Distemper Scrivener's palsy Rabies/canine madne s Bone shave Grocer's itch Milk fever Milk leg Milk sickne s Dropsy Scrum crust Barber's wrist Putrid fever Butcher's leg Extravastaed blood Rabies (again) Cholera and various other "Oregon Trail"-borne diseases The Grip Bronze John Dyspepsia And everybody's favorite, consumption. Keith Ballard Jersey |
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